ATTENTION... ATTENTION PLEASE...

but will a Miss Peggy D please step out of the UNEMPLOYMENT LINE and join the ranks of the other fortunate contributing members of society. report to your new place of employment on MONDAY MORNING sharp... and start making some sweet sweet cash.

i know that at least once a month i (being a woman) get a YOU CAN BE EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE FREE card. today i would like to trade that card in to be viewed as though i am completely normal.

in the past 12 hours i have teared up when i thought of all my friends in boston and italy that i miss-- no really-- nostalgic central.

i have cried more for the break-up from this last dude, than i did the day after the break-up.

i got the biggest urge to get married-- to anyone-- when i was meandering through the christmas isle at target... i just can't fathom being alone on yet one more "christmas to remember!" so even if you are missing most of your teeth and have a gimp arm-- i'll take you!

blerh!

also while i was meandering at target (this is what one does when one is unemployed), i heard a tune echoing through the cd isle from one of those boxes with 20 CD's that you can click on and they play you a sample song Bing Crosby style or Pan Flute Christmas-- yeah-- well there was an irish flute piece playing and i almost started to cry! what the...

this is when i then headed to the medicine section and looked for midol with a mild sedative.

MY NEW FAVORITE GAME:

a huge THANK YOU to JOHN AND COLE for the most AMAZING 2 days i have had in a very long time... but also... for introducing me to this really fun game! no... seriously!

CHANGE THE WORLD

assuming that i live a life good enough to get myself into the CK. i have decided when i create my own world i will have the following things:


~ when it snows it will snow banana slurpees... and dogs will pee bright blue (so you will be able to tell where the bad snow is).

~ money really will grow on trees, being more easily come by so that there will be less shortage. those that work hard outside will reap the bennies of a large bank account.

~ mullets will NOT be possible. somehow the hair follicles won't ever allow the hair to be cut into a mullet... including but not limited to the RAT-TAIL and SHE-MULLETS. magically it will just grow out and lay flat. bliss.


yeah... that and some other stuff. but it's a start.

SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO FOR A WHILE NOW!

i did it!

i finally started the blog i have been thinking about for a long time!

its core is positivity.

i'm not an expert at it... but with the help of the fellow women in my life and on the blog... maybe i will learn to do it a little better!

so go check it out!

comment and say hello!

become a follower!

be a guest blogger!

tell a friend!

at the very least, come and check it out!

asinglegirlinamormonworld.blogspot.com

peace out!

MY WEEKEND PLANS

a) a red sox game with one of the most gorgeous women i have ever met!

b) rockport, maine with awesome peeps

c) church at my most favorite church EVER!

d) a gathering of old chums


LIFE IS GOOD RIGHT NOW... and then monday comes, work begins, and total mayhem ensues! live it up while you can!

THE MOUSKETEERS WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU A
HAPPY EASTER!