I NEED A VACATION
dudes... i'm on overload.
i need quiet.
i need to be by myself.
no kids tattling on each other.
no birthday parties.
no wet ball games.
no more 8 hour car trips with other people in the car.
i want a quiet place, all to myself.
i want to run away to a place no one knows my name.
i hate the sound of my name.
i want to lie in bed all day long, order room service and maybe go for a quiet walk.
or a swim all by myself. yeah... a swim.
vacation? what's that?
bar harbor is beautiful... i do love going... can't wait... but there are people in bar harbor.
i am going to ut... but i have to actually see people in ut.
no relaxation... just running from one lunch appointment to the next and then so and so's house.
people are noisy.
kids talk loud. sometimes cry and scream too.
people expect me to talk back... when they ask questions n'stuff
i don't want to use words... can't i just smile and say nothing?
do you think i could hitch a ride to outer space on the next space shuttle?
there are no people in outer space.
what about a lake house... even better... an abandoned lake house.
wait a minute, that sounds kinda scary... better take a boy with me, just in case.
now i need to find a boy.
preferably one that thinks i'm cute and wants to kiss me n'stuff.
where can i get me one of those?
just as long as he doesn't expect me to talk to him.
we'll just be very quiet.
maybe go fishing... you have to be very quiet when you are fishing.
yeah... abandoned lake house, cute boy that kisses me, fishing... sounds great.
i have church tomorrow.
i know a lot of people at church.
i talk to a lot of people at church.
i don't want to talk tomorrow.
i will look like a jerk.
people always hunt me down anyways.
should i talk... or run the other way?
tough choice.
i want to go where people don't know me... where they can't tell that i typically LOVE to talk.
maybe i can find a cave somewhere.
bears live in caves... do you think they would care if i tried to join in?
they seem really snuggly.
and it's dark in caves... think of all the sleep i could get.
as long as the bears didn't growl in their sleep... i think we could get along just fine!
YEAH I NEED A VACATION... nuff said.
13 years ago
2 comments:
Well, there is always hot, humid, Nauvoo, Illinois.
Hi Peggy. I don't know if you remember me I lived with you and loni in that freak nasty basement place in Provo. I stoll you blog info from Lindas. I just wanted to say hi. You're still so funny. Rachel
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