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peggy... you have been a poop.

you have been down in the dumps and way too serious lately.

your posts have been ornery and drab.

lighten up already.

stop beating yourself up over stupid mistakes.

let your hair down... well, now that it's short there's not much you can do.

but why not try

eating brie and sparkling cider while laughing like a rich snobby lady named prudence.

or eating ice cream for dinner and broccoli for dessert.

or you could:

talk to yourself in public and make an old lady stare at you like you're crazy.

or do your crazy cowboy laugh and make mary laugh real hard.

you deserve it girl... shine like a star in the sky.

you were given talents... have you been using them?

no... don't get that exasperated look on your face...

buckle up champ, take a deep breath and have fun.

i want you to go out there and play kick ball at night with a bunch of friends

or drive out the middle of nowhere and have a cow mooing contest

be silly. enjoy life. enjoy your single world.

stop trying to control things you cannot.

stop worrying about tomorrow, or you will forget to play today.

think about it this way... old people are so much cuter when they have laugh-line wrinkles instead of the frowny ones... which kind of old lady do you really want to be, huh?

remember, there is always time to be an adult later... you'll be one for the rest of your life.

okay now tell me what you're gonna do?

no... say it louder... louder.... LOUDER!!!

okay, i believe you now... good job. and don't make me turn this car around and give you another good talking to. do you hear me???

{this self-to-self motivational speech was brought to you by the "yes, i'm going crazy and hearing voices" foundation}

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE SHOW ALREADY IN PROGRESS AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!