THE WHOLE TRUTH...
so last night a group of my good friends and i sat around disclosing some rather personal information... and we were all fessing up.
what foods do you like that you would be embarrassed to tell anyone about?
here's a bit of the list:
+ bologna sandwiches with miracle whip! (that one is mine)
+ eating sprinkles (or jimmies) straight out of the jar
+ twinkies
+ doritos and clam dip (mine again)
+ dog food ("whatever, you ate dog food")
+ cat food (meow mix... not fancy feast)
+ nuking marshmallows until they get all crispy... then bending the plate to eat them off
+ also- stale marshmallows
+ cheese/pickle/mustard sandwiches
+ hostess cherry pies
+ 1 slice wonder bread. 1 slice kraft singles. nuke for 30 seconds. CHEESE BREAD. (me... all me)
+ diet coke in pancake mix... instead of milk (i promise you that one's not mine)
+ also, NON-COOKED PANCAKES!!! just sear them on each side... eat while batter is drooling down your chin.
+ snails. SNAILS! (so that he can feel it squish and pop in his mouth... antenna and all)
+ gino's pizza (the ones that are $.99 at the grocery store)
yeah, and that wasn't all of them. i just can't remember. interesting that mine (with the exception of the animal food and pancakes) happen to be the most disgusting!
what about you? fess up. we all know you like to eat something disgusting! now's your chance to own up to it!
13 years ago
8 comments:
Okay, I totally forgot to fess up to the fact that my dad used to bring us Pickle Juice for bedtime drink sometimes.
Sometimes being probably once or twice, but you know how memories from childhood get distorted so you think it happened ALL your life...
pickle juice is the perfect beverage for sweet dreams! i am sure i read that in a good housekeeping magazine... so it looks like your dad wasn't too far off the marker!
or maybe it was warm milk...
My White Trash roots coming out here: pork rinds; Spam.
I KNOW!
In my defense, I haven't eaten either of these in several years.
Oh and salt sprinkled on apples. My grandpa from the hill country in Tennessee taught me that one. Actually, he was all about salt on anything.
Just for the record: Flash fry pancakes are DELICIOUS! If you're not loving them, you're not eating them right.
Oh yeah, and I used to eat play-doh, too. That's why I'm so arty.
When I was younger my dad made me try onion and mustard sandwiches. They are not on my menu these days.
I like carrots and peas in my tomato soup.
Once again Ms. Deming, I am in your debt. However, you remarkable information would take more paper than I currently have in my supply. The Editor (dad)
i like old bay in popcorn (and pretty much anything else)
As a kid my siblings and I would eat butter burritos until all the tortillas were gone. Smear butter on tortilla and microwave until melted!
My roommates always thought I was weird fro putting peanut butter and syrup on my pancakes and waffles.
My mom taught us to put mayo on our corn on the cob and dip our steamed broccoli in it. I haven't done that since probably age 10 though. she would also make us a slice of bread with mayo to go with our soup.
Now.... I just eat cereal all day. Seriously, at least three bowls a day. I love the stuff.
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