TO TELL A GOOD JOKE

russ: peggy, i want to tell you a joke

peggy: okay, go ahead

russ: say fork five times

peggy: fork, fork, fork, fork, fork

russ: say fork three times

peggy: fork, fork, fork

russ: say fork six times

peggy: fork, fork, fork, fork, fork, fork

russ: say it two times

peggy: fork, fork

russ: what do you eat soup with

peggy: a for... oh russ! you got me... i almost said fork.. trickster!

russ: okay... now... umm... will you remember me in sixty years?

peggy: sure

russ: will you remember me in 10 years?

peggy: no

russ: PEGGY!!!

peggy: okay, fine... yes... i will remember you.

russ: peggy, will you remember me when i am... no i mean in a few years?

peggy: yes i will

russ: okay well, will you remember me in a little while?

peggy: yup

russ: um... okay... well... knock, knock

peggy: who's there

russ: [long pause... visible struggle on his face]... um... er... aren't you glad i didn't say fork?

peggy: YES RUSSELL... I AM SO GLAD YOU DIDN'T SAY FORK!!! LOL


and THAT ladies and gents... is how a good joke is told!!!