JUST ONE OF THEM DAYS
this morning i thought i would dabble in some make-up and try to pretty-up my face a little. then i got distracted and forgot to put on mascara. so the make-up thing just doesn't look right.
~ awesome.
then i spent 2.87 minutes blow-drying my hair until the cord, which is about 2 inches too short to reach from the plug to my hand, fell out of the socket-- as it is prone to do. i didn't have it in me to re-plug it. i dropped the dryer and continued on my day-- hair only partially styled.
~ meh.
i finally got all my lunch packed and ready to go. walked up the hill and about 5 yards from the bus-stop i watched the bus pull out and leave me in it's smoke-filled trail.
~ okay.
i waited at the bus stop and talked to mary. it was a good 40 minutes before i was actually hanging up the phone with her-- and i had only managed to get to the lechmere station. i could have walked there and beat the bus by a good 15 minutes.
~ bleh.
i get to work and because i had taken my half-day to teach my class on tuesday... the pile of orders is unbelievably high. looks like i'm eating my lunch at my desk for the third day in a row.
~ figures.
i go to the bathroom and only then do i notice that it apparently didn't matter if i had taken 3 hours to curl my hair because it rained and now my hair is flat, lifeless and falling out of the hair clip i used to keep my TOO LONG bangs from falling incorrectly in front of my eyes.
~ boo
taking phone calls all day from people who are more uptight about where they sit in the theater than about real things like global warming or the preservation of the yak, has got me all snarky n'stuff and i find myself making fun of people's names and (i'm sorry but the name PENI is funny to me! it just is) rolling my eyes when the dude on the other end of the phone starts out the conversation by calling himself DR so and so! dude... do you really have to tell the world that you made it through your doctorate... and in what? LITERATURE??? (pronounced... litch-ritch-ure). people are dumb.
~ sheesh
time to go home.
13 years ago
3 comments:
Crazy, but I forgot mascara yesterday too! That never happens to me! I had to go buy some at CVS before work, luckily I realized my mistake on the bus. Hope your week gets better!
Is the yak endangered? I had no idea! I agree about the Dr comment which is part of why I don't drink Dr Pepper. What did said Pepper get his doctorate in anyway? Why does he have to advertize that fact to the world when everyone knows his main demographic is teenagers? Snooty Dr Pepper, who needs YOU?
I am totally worried about the yak. In fact, whenever I need to call a business, I always end the call with, "...and don't forget to spade or neuter your yak." We don't want the pure yaks getting jiggy with those nasty stray yaks. Nope. We don't want any "blended yaks". When that guy said he was a doctor, it would be funny if you had said, "are you on the YAK committee??" if he says no, you say, "WHAT KIND OF A DR. ARE YOU, GEEEZ!"
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