the law of the windshield wiper:
inevitably when you are driving on the free way and it's a mad blizzard or crazy rain storm, there is going to be only one un-swiped spot on your entire windshield that will NOT, no matter how many times it swipes along, go away. this spot will ALWAYS be the directly in the sight-line of the driver. causing them to either strain their neck to look over it, or hunker down to look under it.


the law of moving on:
when one attempts to move on with ones life, away from old time mistakes or same old decisions that keeps one from being or getting what they want... ALWAYS, someone or something from the past will come back into said person's life and confuse the progress.


the law of the perfect hair:
when you are in a hurry and don't care about what your hair looks like, your hair just so happens to have THE BEST hair day on the planet. this usually coincides with the same time when no one of any significance will see said hair. however, when you are getting ready for a job interview, going on a date or just so happen to run into an ex at the grocery store-- your hair has decided to fall flat against your skull in the worst place and frizz out where frizz is not wanted.


the law of the grandma driver:
when you are late for an appointment, grandma driver not only cuts you off (even when there are no other cars behind you and she could have waited for you to pass) AND she, who can barely see above the steering wheel, can't reach her shrunken little legs far enough to push the gas pedal beyond 25 mph. she will also come to almost a complete stop because the biker to her right is freaking her out and so she rides her brakes the whole way down the longest stretch of your journey on a two-lane street with no passing.

i'm just sayin'