ODE TO MY AIR CONDITION UNIT


there i lay, nice and cool
instead of lounging in a pool
of my sweat because it's hot
and cool myself, oh i cannot

so i turn you on to 6o degrees
and you send a rush straight to my knees
i let the cool air fall all around
and jump into bed with a bound

i am all smiles and a giggle too
cause i am not sweating in my own hot pool
i'll sleep well tonight and have no fear
it'll feel like winter all the year

as i drift i thank my lucky stars
because outside it's as hot as mars
and i am lucky that you're there all the time
to calm me, comfort me... so i won't whine

thank you, thank you-- i sing your praise
what would i do without you on these hot, hot days
never leave me, until the fall
then i guess i really won't need you at all

but i won't forget all the comfort you gave
my knight in shining metal... you are oh so brave
you are my AC, i'll forever be true
my heart i give... only to you.