Monday, October 16, 2006

WICKED (good) INDULGENCE


in honor of the spooky season, i thought i would let you all in on a personal wicked indulgence of mine... i'm just gonna let my hair down and i don't care what you think. personally, i think we all have similar sinful delights... i'm just willing to admit mine!

alright so it's 10 am as i write this and sitting next to me while i'm at the computer typing is 1/4 OMNI FOOD's apple-cranberry pie WITH more than a few table spoons of cool whip on top AND next to it a dangerously extra large coffee mug filled with 2 packets of extra-rich swiss miss hot chocolate with 1/2 hot steaming water and 1/2 milk... (the trick is to heat the water to so boiling that if it touched your skin you would suffer 4th degree burns and then pour in the cold milk and it cools it down to PERFECT hot chocolate drinking temperature).

all in all i'd say i'm currently eating about 8,000 calories and LOVING every minute of it!!!

not that i am trying to justify this by any means, but it's not like i do this on a daily, weekly or even monthly basis so i feel this wicked indulgence is perfectly fine. but yes, i have done this before... and i will do it again!

come on, admit it... you do crap like this too. sure yours may not be stuffing your face with dump-trucks full of sugar and fat in the a.m. but you can't tell me that you don't every once in a while buy that large box of hostess powdered donuts and eat the entire box while you are sitting at your desk... or on your way home from work stop in at the local convenience store to pick up that pint of ben and jerry's KARAMEL SUTRA and down the whole thing before that episode of desperate housewives is over.

or maybe it is just me and to make myself feel better, i convince myself that there are others out there.

oh wait... hold on... the cool whip atop my pie has melted, i need to replenish... gotta go, this is important!

3 comments:

prometheus said...

i totally know what you mean. last night i grabbed some baby carrots and hummus from the store and STUFFED my face while listening to general conference reruns.

Colleen said...

DUUUUUUDDDEEE!!!!!!!!

My personal pleasure: Mint Cookies and Cream Ice Cream.

Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYUUUUMMMMMYYYY.

Lady Bills said...

FERG... THAT IS SO NOT WHAT I MEANT BY BEING A PIG... not cool dude! i miss you!