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tid bits of wisdom and blatantly sarcastic reverie

hey look... it decided to be winter! today i was walking through harvard square, it was so cold that when i blinked... my lips opened and closed.


standing in line at the grocery store, saw a magazine cover with jessica simpson on it, it read: HOW JESSICA GOT THIN FOR HER NEW MAN! i'm sorry (and forgive the use of language) ... but, what the hell?


i am just going to say it... i like taco bell. in fact, sometimes i prefer it to other mexican food establishments. (sometimes) also, it's cheap. me like cheap.


did i tell you that i was back to piano lessons... (teacher is back... long story)... now i can play songs like MAGNENT MARCH and THE MACARONI CHA-CHA


the following items are STILL sitting on my nightstand as of who knows when: one half empty bag of valentine colored hershey's kissables, two half empty glasses (1) diet coke- go figure and (2) cranberry juice, a broken bracelet... the cute bracelet that my good friend who was in NUNSENSE with me made for me at the end of the show, THE TIBET GAMBLE (came in the mail two days ago and i can't put it down... way to go billy!, empty bowl that used to contain chocolate ice cream, my brand new bed side table lamp that STILL does not have a light bulb and i bought it over a week ago!


yes, it's true... i still have christmas presents that haven't been mailed yet.


it's quiet in my house, outside i hear a car pull up, someone gets out and walks up the stairs. there's banging on harley tatoo neighbor man's door... then again. then again. after a few moments i hear the high-pitched nasal sound of a native bostonian woman on her phone with said neighbor (which now that we're talking about it... they are all different, but sound the same!) "{giggle}, number 21 right? {giggle}, yes i'm here... get down here already... {giggle}... i'm freezing." my eyes widened like saucers... only ONE thing follows those kinds of conversations with my upstairs neighbor. now i have moved myself to the kitchen... silence AND ignorance is BLISS!





talking with a friend right after they've had their teeth removed (drugged up and lots of gauze) has to be one of the funniest things i've done all year




"to succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered." -voltaire




hey, thanks to everyone that read my story and talked with me about it. it really means a lot to me that you would even take the 800 years to read through it.


new art is hanging on my bedroom wall. any guesses as to who the artist is? come on, take a guess.

if you guessed russ... you would be correct. i LOVE this finger painting! he painted it specifically for me. the color is perfect for my room, so i had no choice but to frame it for all to see! and by the way-- you can't tell that a 4 year old did it! art is so subjective anyway!

last but not least: iron your clothes, straighten your life: RIVAL