CRAPPITY, CRAP CRAP- CRAPPITY, CRAP CRAP


look at those girls go!

regarding the CRAPTACULAR, which i am finally getting around to blogging about!

it was a blast. people came. people laughed.
we did a few dances
and we did a few prances
i was a tree. mar danced. christmas fairy.
sis utah was a hit
so was mary's psycho mom bit
sleigh ride. nose bells. elbow pride.
tap dance with rockin bells
brad and peggy forever... what the hell's bells?

the end.

how's that for artsy, pretentious poetic broo-ha, ha?

the craptacular was crappy of course... but then again, it was meant to be. so for those of you who went and were disappointed that you were going to see mary's master's in musical theater put to good use... tough luck.

i guess i should announce that brad and i have officially broken up. i know, i know... we were so cute together. but really, he was just too needy. i had to do everything for him and he didn't have a lot of depth. so now i am going to burn him... what... why are you looking at me like that? that's what i do with all of my ex-boyfriends. i cover them in stetson cologne and light them on fire. what's wrong with that? people do it in salem all the time!

anyway, even though we didn't work out, we sure had some really good memories together... you should check out the cute video that my friends put together for me... we showed it at the show.