THE LONG LIST ON THE SHORT BUS


i'm not one for new year's resolutions. i think it's one thing to look back on the past year and see where one would change their life from previous mistakes. but just like fad diets, i don't believe in giving myself a heart attack trying to obtain unrealistic expectations that i will just give up on before february is over anyway.

therefore i give to you my list of ways i will try to avoid going psycho this coming year... no resolutions... think of them as exercises to becoming a mind free of psycho-ness

HERE'S TO YOU MY PROZAC FREE 2007!

eat more chocolate-- soothing, numbing chocolate


come to grips with my horrible morning breath


every time i hear "adult" noises coming from harley tattoo neighbor man's bedroom (which just so happens to be above my bedroom) start singing I AM A CHILD OF GOD at the top of my lungs


embrace the color orange


help EVERYONE, including my dear mis-guided friends to realize that "the boss" CANT SING... he garbles... like he is rinsing with mouth wash... not good people



go outside every once in a while and help the homeless guys pick out cans from other people's garbage... betcha it's a good work out and i could really use the fresh air


arm wrestle a little kid


read more books with titles like "your cat has psychic powers" or "bugworld"


time myself running to work-- under four hours? you bet your bottom dollar


succeed in bringing the phrase "rock steady" back into every day lingo


teach myself not to care when i see someone picking their nose in their car... WE CAN ALL SEE YOU, BY THE WAY!!!


learn another language-- what about cantonese?


tell jokes to strangers on the T


stop lying about liking plaid