Monday, April 30, 2007

WHAT IF...


we all just said what we were thinking all the time... true, honest communication in its rawest form?


my little brother really did take my advice and do stand up comedy?


it actually stopped raining for more than three days at a time?


mary and i really did get our acts together and put on a play?


i did get this job?


i really trusted in God all the time about every last problem in my life?


i were to dye my hair black? seriously, would that be a bad thing?


if like were really like a musical and whenever you were having a climactic moment, you would start singing and everyone would join in complete with choreography and harmony?



i didn't think lame things were funny?


i took things more seriously?


there were a test to see if you were a stupid driver, and if you didn't pass you were given a free bus pass for the rest of your life?


i didn't have the haight family in my life?


i didn't have the friends i do?


i were closer to my grandma?


eating loads of chocolate never showed up around the waistline?


i never needed to ask, WHAT IF?




4 comments:

Tang Tang said...

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know....but the black hair thing? DO IT, DO IT. Changed my life in college and I regret nussink! Seriously, love. One of my favs you are. Good luck with the job!!

The Dean's said...

Those are all very good, profound questions. I need to ponder. I'll get back to you!
PS: My fingers are crossed for this job!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeje said...

-Our relationships with EVERYONE would be very different

-His life would be different

-Then Boston would be perfect

-Then I would come

-Then they would be lucky to have you

-Then you would be happier

-Then . . . I don't know. I'd have to see it

-Then I would love life even more than I already do.

-Lame things ARE funny, silly.

-Then you would be too uptight

-Then the streets would be a more pleasant place

-I don't even want to think about it.

-Then that would be sad.

-Then life would be better

-Then diets would be different

-Then this post wouldn't exist.

ju said...

what if you came on vacation with me every time i went somewhere?

then i wouldn't have to miss you this much. how much? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this much.